Here are a few wine drinking jokes that you might enjoy:
- Why was the wine bottle upset? Because it was corked.
- What did the grape say when it was crushed? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
- Why did the grape join Alcoholics Anonymous? Because it was trying to raisin the bar.
- Why did the grape get arrested? Because it was caught making wine without a license.
- Why did the wine go to the party alone? Because it was a bottle.
- Why did the wine cry? Because it was feeling grape-ful!
- Why was the wine so popular? Because it was always grape company!
- Why did the wine refuse to go to the party? Because it was a-peeling!
- Why was the wine glass sad? Because it was half empty!
- Why did the grape cross the road? To get away from the wine press!